Smartcars arrive in Manhattan (and I contradict myself)
Ok, this is really bad. I just wrote a post slamming “rich car-driving people” and suggesting that taxing the bejeezus out of them is the answer to NYC’s traffic congestion woes. And now I’m posting about Smartcars. Hello, Sigmund, are you there?
Anyway, clear lack of ethical congruity aside, let’s talk about Smartcars!
Yes, they are cute. Yes, they are compact. And yes, they are uh…smart. Because they get better gas mileage and don’t take up as much space as those big Hummers and 5 series BMWs (take that you rich car-owning cretins!). *pops a Haldol*
Anyway, I’m too tired to continue. I’ve completely exhausted myself with the dialouge currently going on inside my head. If you know which side of the fence you are on, you can read more about the newly NY-bound Smartcar here.